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JohnnyLi 2011-06-28 11:51

阿仙奴球迷透過ebay拍賣丹尼臣

Arsenal put Denilson up for sale... on eBay!

Arsenal fans have shown their desperation to sell Denilson - by putting the Brazilian on eBay!
The midfielder has been a focus of supporters' anger after the club extended their trophy drought to six years.
And Arsenal fans' site Le Grove has now decided to put the 23-year-old in the shop window in a bid to force him out of the club.
At 1.30pm this afternoon 'Arsenal Player - Denilson: Crab footballing machine!' had a high bid of £10,100 with six hours remaining to bid.
And potential buyers were not put off by the description of the 'product', which explained why the Samba Star is so unpopular with fans.
"He has 160+ games on the clock, but don't worry, at no time was this player ever over exerted," it reads.
"In fact, he's so easy going, even podgy middle aged referees breeze past him in important games.
"He's technically sound, literally never seems to get injured, passes sideways with precision and vigour and would be perfect for a team that requires a slow defensive midfielder that is less mobile than a beached oil tanker.
"He's the master of the 3ft pass and he is powerful like a bull. If you thought the invisible wall of Gilberto was great, this guy is literally invisible for the full 90 minutes!
"Ideally we're looking to shift him onto a buyer who can supply him with trophies next season, failing that, anyone who can make a more suitable offer than a used vacuum cleaner bag and two pieces of whole grain toast."

http://www.talksport.co.uk/sports-news/football/premier-league/transfer-rumours/8615/5/arsenal-put-denilson-sale-ebay

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Elvis 2011-06-28 12:04
無聊

炸炸帝 2011-06-28 13:08

傲濤 2011-06-28 13:12
crab footballing machine

大空翼 2011-06-28 13:16

JHELSEA 2011-06-28 13:19
神丹都幾慘...

魚蛋 2011-06-28 13:57

Chelsea 2011-06-28 14:10
應該放去笑話版

杜菲斯 2011-06-28 14:14

Valencia25 2011-06-28 14:57

Kenny 2011-06-28 15:05


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