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We have recently found serveral blockages in showers in university owned accommodation, most commonly caused by human hair.
However, over the last term we found many of these blockages to be caused by large quantities of what we have determained to be seman. This is intolerable, and we shall be tracing the culprits by means of DNA matching if the problem persists.
May we advise students who wish to masturbate to do so in the comfort of the own rooms , rather than in their showers.
Thank you for taking time to read this document.
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