*Why your FPL team sucks: 2022/23 Edition*
*Diaz* – like a young man about to get lucky for the first time, Luis promises a lot, but delivers very little. Especially loves a blank return. Best spend your £8m elsewhere. Get Saka instead.
*Saka* - you already have Jesus in your team. Adding Saka at £8m is putting a lot of Arsenal-shaped eggs in your basket, especially with that tough first game against Palace away. If you are not careful, you’ll find yourself moaning to Robbie about how tired you are by the time Friday night’s game is done. Get Mount instead.
*Mount* – usually a solid pick, but Chelsea are at serious risk of having a disastrous start to the season. Do you really want to tie £8m up in such a dysfunctional team? Get Kulu instead.
*Kulusevski* – faces fierce competition from Richarlison and not-so-fierce competition from Moura. Has 0 returns in pre-season. Also, how annoying is that ‘Deki’ nickname? For that reason alone, get Foden instead.
*Foden* – looked sharp when he came on in the Community Shield, but has missed most of preseason and isn’t clinical enough in front of goal yet. Get Maddison instead.
*Maddison* – has always been a streaky player. Best to wait until he’s showing form, or Leicester’s fixtures improve, before bringing him in. Get Diaz instead.
