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[金翅大鑊鳥] North Korean Missile Test Delayed by Windows 8 [復制鏈接]

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只看樓主 倒序閱讀 使用道具 樓主   發表于: 2013-04-12



PYONGYANG (The Borowitz Report)—North Korea’s official news agency announced today that the military’s planned missile test had been put on hold because of “problems with Windows 8.”

Intelligence analysts said that the announcement gave rare insight into the inner workings of North Korea’s missile program, which until last year had been running on Windows 95.

The announcement from the Korean Central News Agency (KCNA) did not indicate a new scheduled time for a missile test, saying only that it was “working with Windows 8 support to resolve the issue.”

In the words of one intelligence analyst, “That means the test has been delayed indefinitely.”

A source close to the North Korean regime reported that Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un is furious about the Windows 8 problems and is considering a number of options, including declaring war on Microsoft.

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只看該作者 1  發表于: 2013-04-12
笑左。

大笑左。
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哈哈, 以前諗起鐵幕國家獨裁者, 只會覺得佢地恐怖, 殘忍, 冷酷, 神秘....等等.......

呢個肥仔只有笑料~~~~~~
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declare war on microsoft
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